There's Medicine For That...

I don't care about the ad, just that heading. How many giggles happened when it was chosen?

So, Vegans Can Eat Eggs?

Maybe this is a secret test by Facebook to see if we're actually looking at the ads. Or, Facebook is providing a free educational opportunity for teachers and parents everywhere to show children what "false advertising" means.

Picture Worth A Thousand Words?

Maybe it's just me, but I'm fairly confident that face doesn't match the ad. Someone in the Proofing Department mess up?

Or, I'm just not hip to the latest "Mom" look.

I Was Going To Attend, But...

"No Perfect People Allowed."

Damn, not the church for me!

I'm Glad They Cleared That Up.

"More than the Canal." Who thought that was a good motto?

Was a survey done to confirm Panama's tourism industry's worst fear?

Interviewer, "What's the first word you think of when I say Panama?"

Survey-taker, "Canal."

Interviewer, "Ahhhhhh!! That's fifty in a row! We must fix this!"

At least all the answers weren't, "John McCain's birthplace.".

As Fun As eBay! Sort Of.

If only those prices in the ad told the whole story. The site works with you buying credits you then use to 'lower' the price of these auctions. So, no, that iPod doesn't cost $1.65.

Who Wouldn't Apply For This Job?

Hell, who doesn't qualify? Now, if they only pay at least $30 an hour for me to chat.

Your Face Isn't The Problem.

I'm all for products that make me look younger, BUT, if your high school buddies don't recognize you, it's probably because you're fat, not because you gained a few wrinkles.

Who Let The Crazies Put Out An Ad?

The state of Texas has a great history. The Alamo, independence from Mexico, yada yada. But, seriously, let's leave the independence thing in the history books.

Kind Of Like "New and Improved".

"New Classic Rock"? Sounds like the perfect cover band!

Wait, what? They have their own original music? At least they're not trying to make "New New Wave".

Just Don't Try To Fly.

Warning: the TV show 'Heroes' is fiction and has nothing to do with this ad. The game they want you to play is also pure fiction and still won't give you the thrill of being your own superhero. Or of watching them on TV.

Christian Writers Aren't Fools!

First, they say "We get authors published".

Then, the kicker. It's a self-publishing guide! We all know the definition of 'self', right? Right?

More Apple Scam Fun!

If you didn't see my previous post about a "free" black Mac Air, then check out the same scam, only with an iPhone as the "free" product. Sorry, folks, no such thing as a red iPhone (well, except for that accident with the paint can, but I digress.). Report this ad if you see it. Apple needs to start suing these idiots. And maybe Facebook should pay a little attention to who they sell their advertising space to. Somehow, I'm sure I'd still have plenty of stuff to make fun of.

I Love My Starbucks, But...

I've never equated it with "health". So, if QualityHealth is giving away Starbucks product samples, what other healthy choices are they offering? Dunkin' Donuts? McDonald's?

You Know You Want Them Part Deux

If these clogs weren't your style, maybe these are!

I admit I didn't know Facebook was the place to find the hottest clogs. Thank goodness I read the ads.

On Sale? Do They Cost So Much There Has To Be A Sale?

I may be out of the loop (or hoop, in this case), but I don't remember clip-on, uh, magnetic, earrings costing much in the first place. I mean, if people make actual diamond earrings that are magnetic (if they do, please send me a link), I could see a need for a sale. But, do the latest C.Z. earrings really need a sale?

I Smell Another Scam.

95% Commissions? No fees? No meetings? In Tennessee? Oh. Wait. Tennessee? You almost had me.

Target Does Blockbusters - All Of Them.

Not sure which movie to see this summer? Don't know which movie will have the better toys for your kids? Target has them all! Go to Target and you can compare them all, together. And, hey, all movie tie-ins have "Mega savings", too!

That's Not What I Thought 'BS' Stood For.

I'm a little cynical perhaps. I saw 'BS' and 'Homeland Security' and my first thought wasn't a college degree. Maybe that's just me.

I'm Probably Just Jealous

I certainly can't afford to buy a lot. Of course, considering the, um, abundance of land (aka homes) not selling here in the U.S.A., I'm slightly miffed someone wants me to buy land elsewhere. Though, Nebraska certainly doesn't have a panoramic view of the Pacific.